We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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