i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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