i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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