So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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