you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I need moral support for this bender
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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