Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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