eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My ATM looks so different sober.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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