it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
