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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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