Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This girl is more easily done than said...
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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