Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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