"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
only you would photoshop your dick
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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