Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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