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• (510): View more from California

  You want to go to a white party at LAX

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  Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.

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  Anal.

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• (818): View more from California

  ...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere

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  no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.

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• (631): View more from New York

  How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.

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• (581): View more from Quebec

  I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?

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