Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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