I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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