the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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