no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Do plants get herpes?
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