Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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