How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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