:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You've changed since you got that strap on
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