Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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