Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Less talking, more tequila
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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