just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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