This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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