whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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