I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
