But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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