we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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