i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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