Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
and she was petting her beer can
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There's always time for handjobs
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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