I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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