So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Randomize
