dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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