none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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