I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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