I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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