FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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