Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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