Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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