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dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have already put on my inside pants.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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