some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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