Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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