Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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