Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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