The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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