I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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