this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Randomize
