He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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