Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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