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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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