Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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