This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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