so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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