You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Last time i carry you out of a forest
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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