Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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