that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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